Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Mister, can I draw on your neck?

Chris Andersen's color coordinator

Hopefully your retinas still function after seeing Chris Andersen's latest upgrade. Pretty spectacular, eh?


That neck is emitting such high levels of radiation that it actually awakened The Name Forge of Destiny from its off-season slumber! A tattoo this magnificent sends powerful nickname pulses through the aether. Here's a list the Forge related to me as I wiped excess magma from its sleepy eyes with a damp cloth:


PEACOCK
THE DAYGLO EAGLE
THE FLUORESCENT FALCON
GRAFFITI NECK
RAINBOW CONNECTION
TASTE THE RAINBOW
HOW DOES MY NECK TASTE?
CRAYOLA AYATOLLAH
NUCLEAR NECK
TROPICAL MEDLEY
HUMAN COLORING BOOK
ULTIMATE NECK
RETINA WRECKER
BIG PALETTE

Name Forge showed up to the pre-season with 1600 pounds of added muscle. Coaching staff asked it to slim down but, well ... suggest/vote in the comments, please.

3 comments:

Seattle said...

Check out this Seattle Basketball player named Tony Wroten. He is a future #1 pick

Robert said...

Loving How Does My Neck Taste - Brillian

Jim Philips said...

You are right, there are some people that their tattoos look like that. but apart of them there are one girl in the pay per head trial community
with an awesome tattoo that it is like that but with more quality