Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Hopefully your retinas still function after seeing Chris Andersen's latest upgrade. Pretty spectacular, eh?
That neck is emitting such high levels of radiation that it actually awakened The Name Forge of Destiny from its off-season slumber! A tattoo this magnificent sends powerful nickname pulses through the aether. Here's a list the Forge related to me as I wiped excess magma from its sleepy eyes with a damp cloth:
THE DAYGLO EAGLE
THE FLUORESCENT FALCON
TASTE THE RAINBOW
HOW DOES MY NECK TASTE?
HUMAN COLORING BOOK
Name Forge showed up to the pre-season with 1600 pounds of added muscle. Coaching staff asked it to slim down but, well ... suggest/vote in the comments, please.Tweet