Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Secret Lives of Shane Battier

The Secret Lives of Shane Battier

New strip over at Ball Don't Lie, where you can see an army of Kyles employing level-headed logic in the comments section. And if they like that, then they're sure to dig this doodle:

Battier jacket

And I feel that it might be necessary to remind that any of the Garbage Time All-Stars artwork may be purchased as a high-quality print. They make great gifts for friends OR enemies!

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Friday, May 8, 2009

No mercy

sweep the leg

Another page from the playoff sketchbook. I'm not into conspiracy theories, but this just seemed right. Also, Phil's hilarious post-game explanation, that it was all an accident, reminded me of one of those old jokes ...

GUY #1: I'm tellin' ya, I didn't stab that guy! He just sorta fell on my knife.

GUY #2: Yeah, but eleven times?


Monday, May 4, 2009

Oh the humanity!

Josh Smith between the legs

Another page out of the playoffs sketchbook, depicting one of the only memorable moments of the ATL/MIA series. Sure, the dunk didn't go down, but who will ever forget the subsequent righteous indignation? From Mike Fratello's bewildered tsk-tsking to Dwyane Wade's limply manufactured humiliation ... oh Josh Smith, you might as well have spat on their grandmothers or wiped your ass with that Michael Jordan jersey the Heat retired. How dare you disgrace the sacred institution of basketball with an attempt to entertain the fans? WAAAAAAAAH!