Thursday, January 13, 2011

See you down at Lamprey Chunks

the future

Sorry to be so apocalyptic about this but selling your arena name to a snake oil merchant is the kind of thing you do right before you sell the office furniture.

I was in grade school in Sacramento when the Kings moved there. Reggie Theus came to our junior high to tell us not to do drugs. Why, Reggie? So that we could one day grow up to hand our meager paychecks over to an embarrassing corporate sponsor for Thneeds we don't needs? Reggie???

Hopefully the sun will come out tomorrow for the Kings, but it's starting to feel like each glimmer of hope is accompanied by two subsequent kicks to the crotch.

2 comments:

Galen said...

The Fleshlight Center! You're awesome.

Amandus said...

good stuff! I hope you do something for the nba all star game, I miss the old regular updates but I'm happy to still see some new stuff being put up this year